I'm Too Dumb de Malvina Reynolds

I'm too dumb. Elect some other guy.
Send someone else to Washington that knows much more than I.
I know he won't look out for me, he's all for number one,
But he's so educated and I'm too dumb.

I'm too dumb. I never studied law.
And all those complicated bills just paralyze my jaw.
Wall Street agents fram'd them to put me on the bum.
They pass the bill and I keep still 'cause I'm too dumb.

I'm too dumb. I'll tell you how I know,
Some big time operator has so often told me so.
Sometimes I get to thinking and wondering how come.
Next time they pull a fast one I think I'll holler some,

And say, "Hey Jack, get off of my back, I'm NOT THAT DUMB."